Illogical conclusions aren’t always unnatural

Not to put too fine a point on things, but go fuck yourself. You, my former friend, should know me well enough to know how difficult it is to reach the ends of both my vocabulary and patience. Somehow all these years, it escaped my notice that you’re such an unfuckingbelievable douchebag that you could find the limits of my words and patience in the same fucking day.

In case I wasn’t clear enough, the point wasn’t fine enough, lose my number. Forget my email address. I’ll miss your dog, but you… can. go. fuck. yourself.”

For anyone wondering why I haven’t continued with NaBloPoMo activities for this month, or for people wondering about my general radio silence, I had a conversation that concluded with the passage above. I’m a little off kilter at the moment.

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11 Responses to Illogical conclusions aren’t always unnatural

  1. Oh, my. Ouch. Sending a tight hug and a cold brew your way.

  2. Shannon says:

    Wow. Can I buy you a drink?

  3. Brett says:

    Whoa. When a dog is the best part of a relationship, you know it’s time to move on.

  4. magnolia says:

    yeesh. understood. sending good thoughts…

  5. Call if you need a friend. Seriously. xoxo

  6. Lemon Gloria says:

    Yikes. I’m sorry. You must’ve been pushed veryvery far. Want to grab a drink tomorrow (or come hang out on the deck)?

  7. So, I’m going to take a slightly different tack and say, “Congratulations.” Because yes, you were probably pushed pretty far to say something along those lines, but it probably needed to be said.

  8. Kristin says:

    Wow. I hope you regain your kilter but that’s a doozy. Call if you want to hang.

  9. Scarlett says:

    Well I hope you typed that to someone instead of receiving it! 😉 I had a more…”polite” version of this conversation with a former sorority sister of mine which employed the phrase “i’m not making someone a priority, who makes me an option.”

    Sometimes, you just need to cut out the bad.

  10. whew …for a min i thought i had pissed you off…
    umm it wasnt me? right?
    xoxo
    srsly.. hope youre ok xoxoxo

  11. kim says:

    were you the giver or the taker? I’d have to assume the giver but you know what they say about assuming……

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