As you most of you all know, I steadfastly refuse to Twitter (though, I will confess to having registered the name of this blog and my real name just in case either suddenly become famous.) As I have done in the past, the following 140 character or less thoughts, questions, statements of philosophy, etc. crossed my mind in the last week or so.
I just won a beer for my stirring and complete a’capella rendition of Slick Rick’s hip-hop classic LaDiDaDi – beat that bitches.
ME: You’re out of half-n-half you want Bailey’s in coffee instead? Old Friend: how long you known me? It’s 9am of course I want the Bailey’s
I’m going to see It’s Complicated on opening weekend because Hollywood needs to learn that women can be sexy beyond age 30. Who’s in?
I don’t understand the people who drive in bad snow except in case of emergency: life or limb, aid of a friend, out of beer, etc.
My new Netbook is named Ada, after the woman who kept a very irritated me from walking out of Best Buy after being ignored for 30 minutes.
I spent 30hours planning 6 courses. Ironically, the amuse bouche that I made up 20 minutes before service was the star of the night.
Regarding my last, if you ask really nicely, I just might share the recipe for Guacamole Mousse with Bacon Essence.
Regarding my last, before any of you ask, yes, I do make lots of things without bacon, but with some flavors, why would I bother?
Yes, it’s December, and we can attire ourselves lazily when many layers are involved but come on ladies, this is remedial fashion advice.
When the aforementioned tights are worn with Ugg style boots (really wish that fad would go away and die,) it is particularly unflattering.