I know that mall stores play holiday music beginning in November, but must my coffee shop try to make my head explode by following suit?
“Stop being a slave to the tyranny of your own ego” – advice to OSSL after he avoided getting laid because of a useless argument
If you’re gonna argue with me about the constitution to impress a woman, you really should’ve been right b/c you’re a lawyer and I’m not
Correcting an attorney on the constitution using my pocket copy is apparently a good way to block/win the girl
I need a new word that describes “something of value abandoned with an old date because you decided recovery cost isn’t worth it” Thoughts?
On a scale of 1-10, please rate my asshattery for not wanting to date a woman because she txt msg lk 16yo grl.
I didn’t wake up in my clothes on Saturday morning… but only because I thought it a good idea to strip in the kitchen on Friday night.
To the dude who just purchased a ruler long and half dollar thick cigar, it’s not a conversation piece; it’s a compensation piece.
I get the appeal of cuisine as competition; but competition with parties outside of one’s self is antithetical to cuisine.
This is a blatant admission that NaBloPoMo is kicking my ass.