Now that we have that settled I am writing an open letter to my crushes.
Reann Allen, congratulations on winning the George Mason University Homecoming Queen Crown and for giving it new and double entendred meaning. I have a huge crush on you and all of the students who voted to make a Queen the Queen.
Rachel Maddow, I know you didn’t mean it when you took out the Restraining Order. I know that you were just trying to show me some affection, and I still have a wicked crush on you.
Cassandra Wilson, whenever you want to sing to me just let me know. My musical crush on you will never fade.
Pink – you are an odd Crush choice, but I have one on you nonetheless – mostly because you wrote a beautiful letter to our last president. Perhaps you will be able to write another to our new Commander in Chief.
Speaking of President Obama…
Dear Mr. President, I totally have an intellectual crush on you. In the perfectly acceptable way a heterosexual man would express admiration for another heterosexual man and all.
To everyone who takes the occasional moment to read my slice of the interweb, I have crushes on all of you. Well not you, Janice from California, but definitely the rest of you.