Tracy and I had been dating for a couple of months and things were going well. One night we settled on the couch to watch some romantic comedy – the name of which escapes me. I do, however, recall that at the apex of the movie the Sally character said something to her Harry counterpart. It was funny and poignant and Harry laughed and cried.
I looked at Tracy and pondered the on-screen relationship, the depth of a connection where a woman could say something that would make a man laugh and cry at the same time. I wanted that kind of a connection I told her and asked “Tracy what could you say that would make me laugh and cry at the same time?”
She looked deeply, almost lustily at me and replied “Baby, you’ve got the biggest dick of all your friends.”
Yes, that was a joke I heard the other night.