The Blog of My Dreams



Thanks to Julie from Makeup Text, I now have a picture of how this blog looks in my dreams.

Wanna add a slice of bacon to your place or any other website? Click me.


Random Update:

I received the following email from the folks at Urban Dictionary:

Thanks for your definition of Multi-Jacking!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on

It should appear on this page in the next few days:

Urban Dictionary

Multi-Jacking: Noun, The act of pleasuring oneself while doing something else.


Katertot, thanks for suggesting I submit it; even though it was something I overheard at a bar rather than created myself; I am still happy to take credit.


To all those who will not be reading tomorrow, I wish you an abundance of good cheer, good times with families (be they chosen or inherited,) good food, and better booze.


6 Responses to The Blog of My Dreams

  1. Julie says:

    Haha – nice! I knew there was a reason I had to share the side of bacon. Now if only I had found a way to put a bow on it, I could’ve called it your Christmas present.

    Even sans bow, it was the best gift I got this year.

  2. liz says:


    all credit to Julie.

  3. Ha! I need to think of a word to submit to urban dictionary. And that’s a fine looking piece of bacon … mmmmm.

    Happy Holidays!

    is there such a thing as a non-good-looking piece of bacon?

  4. Fearless says:

    Congratulations on the acceptance of the definition!

    There WILL be better booze. I will do my best to keep it corked until at least…noon.

    Why wait? Part of the joy of vacations is the ability to drink before noon.

  5. LiLu says:

    I see bacon is cheating on me with your blog. You can have him… but I’m keeping the chorizo.

    Happy holidays, my darling.

    Bacon is definitely a slut… I mean that in the nicest possible way.

  6. kjohnsonesq says:

    Ohhh, now you are famous!

    Please don’t tell me the clock starts now.

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