However, I am sure that it has been airbrushed… juuuuust a bit.

Perfectly acceptable time to wear tights, though as a guy, I have to wait until the temperature drops below Never, before I can wear them.

OK, I’ll make a deal with you – if I ever get to more followers than wines in my cellar, I will actually start twittering.

Bad snow is relative, but I love that beer was on that list of emergencies.

And amen, re: tights. Never ever ever.

Bad snow is a relative thing, but in a city that has no reason to equip itself for snow storms of this magnitude because they only occur once a decade or so, close to two feet is baaaaaaaad.

also, tight are not pants? oops. no wonder i got sent home from work today.

Some lessons must be learned the hard way I suppose.

I appreciate that I should have alerted you to this awesomeness sooner, but my resolve is firm, my anti-twitter stance unwavering.

As soon as I have the final proportions.

Yes, that was what I had in mind. While I do think that Ms. Streep is a very attractive woman, my larger point is to underscore the message to Hollywood that films featuring older women as a lead have an audience.

Actually, that picture is one of the black and white out-takes from her current cover of vanity fair.

I will give it once I have perfected it and have measurements, promise.