My Weekend Interpreted as Three Rounds of Jeopardy

13 April 2009

Category: Friday Night

Value Answer Question
$200 Prodigious, Epic, Prolific, Stupid What are adjectives used to describe the amount of drinking I did on Friday night?
$400 A self imposed run of at least four miles or until vomiting begins the morning after a night of drinking What is a punishment run?
$600 The act of attempting to sleep with an old flame in whom you are no longer interested solely for the purpose of establishing that his/her attraction remains What is Ego-Fluffing, Alex?
$800 Refusing the romantic overtures of an old flame despite a critical intersection of intoxication and horniness What is one of my brief moments of sanity, Alex?
$1000 Leaving a tip which is overly generous even by the standards of industry courtesy What is intoxitipation?

Category: Saturday Night

Value Answer Question
$200 Anything that you keep, whether stolen or given to you, from someone’s house after you’ve slept with them; synonym: screwvenier What is a Fuckmento, Alex – as in I had drinks with a former paramour / current friend who signed our tab with an antique pen that has been missing from my house for years.
$400 Also the name of a song this phrase refers to something that is accidentally flirtatious said in a loud bar What is a Careless Whisper?
$600 If you can’t identify the mark at the poker table within the first two hands it’s probably you What is Darwin’s Law of Poker?
$800 Losing a hand of Hold ‘em to running deuces on the river when you had trip Kings and your opponent was sitting on a pair of deuces after the flop What is a beat that sucks more than a Tijuana Hooker, Alex?
$1000 Playing in a poker game that starts at 2am after another night on the town What is the personification of Stupid, Alex?

Category: Sunday

Value Answer Question
$200 A common toast amongst restaurant industry employees that is indicative of the special meaning the Sabbath holds for them What is Happy Sunday?
$400 The number of drinks in front of a person at Sunday brunch is almost always directly proportionate to the amount of drinks consumed the night before. What is the Bacchus Hierarchy of Needs?
$600 Commonly referred to as URAPs, these people clog email inboxes and blackberries the world over with annoying messages What are Unnecessary Reply All People
$800 The last seat of the horseshoe bar on the roof deck of The Reef where you get to lean back against the pole whilst drinking and have a commanding view of all activities before you What is Pole Position, Alex?
$1000 The excessive wearing of absurdly oversized sunglasses by 20something women What is I Wish I was Holly Golightis

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