23 Random things crossing my mind lately
- Meeting women at an art museum on Sundays in football season isn’t quite as easy as shooting fish in a barrel; but only because you have to first convince them that you are straight.
- I think voters who are undecided at this late date just like the attention.
- Libertarians are rejoicing
- Anyone who uses the desire to have a beer with a candidate as a basis for voting is not welcome to my scotch.
- How many times can the little boy in the oval room cry wolf?
- USC really… you got your asses handed to you by the Beavers? I am a huge beaver fan, but come on, seriously?
- I will be smiling all day tomorrow with happy thoughts for this lady and her groom.
- Mark it was so nice to chat with you last night; and thank you for your service.
- Though I am not the biggest fan of televisions in restaurants, when said TVs do not have volume or closed captioning that reflects a particular kind of stupid. Are trying to appeal to the lip-reading market segment?
- Hanging with my Only Slightly Sleazy Lobbyist friend is a delight. Hanging with OSSL and his fully sleazy boss and colleagues made me want to take shower.
- Phillips After Five – Among the coolest ways to spend the first Thursday of the month
- I am addicted to my StatCounter
- How is it possible that in 2008 we still have a professional sports team named the Redskins?
- I still have a crush on Grace Van Owen and the classic BMW she drove in the first two seasons.
- This week I celebrated the birthdays of John Coltrane, Bruce Springstien, and F. Scott Fitzgerald. It’s not too late for you. You have three easy toasts this evening.
- I broke out the power suit, the write me a check tie, and the I’m kind of a big deal cufflinks yesterday – and still didn’t land the client. This economy is harshing my mellow.
- This weather makes me want to build a fort in my living room and watch movies all day… while eating cupcakes.
- Since LivLuv has declared it TMI Week, I lost my virginity in a teenage cliché – the back of my car.
- I am not very good at TMI apparently.
- Going to the opera opening night solo is not a good idea.
- Dave, since our last email exchange about theme music I have narrowed it to three bands: Joshua Redman before he lost his mind with that electronic tangent, Trane’s 1952 band, or Chuck Brown’s Second Chapter Band.
- How cool would it be to have theme music?
- Writing this list is a blatant admission that I am dealing with writer’s block.
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