I don’t want to see your ass. I am sure someone finds that ass hot. I, however, am not in that group. Even if found that ass to be hot, I would not want to see it during my morning commute. HMoM, surely you could feel the breeze of the air conditioning blowing across the large section of ghastly white ass left bare as your low rise cargo pants and too short tank top failed to cover the fuchsia thong revealing approximately 36.4 square inches of that ass. That your thong matched your hair is certainly a nice touch for the people that find that ass hot. I just don’t happen to be among them.
HMoM, I am sure you are a great mother. Your children were well groomed and as well behaved as toddlers on the Metro could be. However, I am sure that you would not appreciate your children singing a refrain that involves two world capitols and Mommy’s underpants.